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Fuck: Pretty...slow - VINYL LPTitle: Pretty slow Artist: Fuck Label: Vampire Blues Product Type: VINYL LP UPC: 655037000419 Genre: Rock Release Date: 2016 12 02 Number of Discs: 1 Additional Details: Explicit Lyrics Vinyl LP pressing. For the first time ever a vinyl version of the Fuck classic Pretty slow is being reissued! Originally released on compact disc in 1996, it was a fanboy wet dream: a hand numbered, limited edition small cardboard box stuffed with candy, tiny toys,
Title: Pretty...slowArtist: Fuck
Label: Vampire Blues
Product Type: VINYL LP
UPC: 655037000419
Genre: Rock
Release Date: 2016-12-02
Number of Discs: 1
Additional Details: Explicit Lyrics
Vinyl LP pressing. For the first time ever a vinyl version of the Fuck classic Pretty... slow is being reissued! Originally released on compact disc in 1996, it was a fanboy wet dream: a hand-numbered, limited-edition small cardboard box stuffed with candy, tiny toys, crayons and a coloring book. The music, like the packaging, showed the same DIY anything-goes attitude-lyrics like "She came home to runaway... " are completely upended by the demented howl of a brutalized violin on "Monkey Does His Thing," while "Shotgun Hours" is like a Lou Reed meets Townes Van Zandt death-song. Back then, everybody wanted a copy but the band could never keep up with the demand. Twenty years on, Vampire Blues' vinyl edition of Pretty... slow ensures that every boy and girl can get the Fuck they deserve.
Tracks:
1.1 Wrongy Wrong
1.2 I Am Your King
1.3 Hide Face
1.4 In the Corner
1.5 From Heaven
1.6 One Eye Out the Door
1.7 Monkey Does His Thing
1.8 Pretty Pretty
1.9 Shotgun (H)Ours
1.10 Beauty Remains (Vinyl Bonus Track)
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★★★★★ 3
Kept puppy interested!... Till she chewed it apart in 5 minutes
Color: No Stuffing Blue Eel, Color: No Stuffing Blue Eel
I'll start off by saying this is a really unique toy. You really can hide treats in the pocket and the velcro is strong enough to roll it up that it won't come undone easily. The different textures and sounds interest my puppy! And she LOVES it!
But it didn't last long with her. She LOVES rope toys and ripping them apart and eating it. I literally had just given it to her and not even a minute later (not joking), she had torn off a row of the rope-like part. 5 minutes later, the tail is already in shambles lol
So long story short, great and interesting toy to keep the doggy from being bored. Maybe not so great for aggressive chewers/rippers in the long term. More than likely will be torn to shreds by the end of the day.
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Reviewed in the United States on September 26, 2025
★★★★★ 5
Great quality, fun design.
Color: No Stuffing Blue Eel
Wonderfully durable.. We have a 3 y/o australian kelpey and a 2 y/o pitty.. both are incredibly playful and tear up toys like nobody's business. A lot of the time under a day.. We're on day three with this eel, they love it and its holding firm (no tears or missing pieces). Squeakers are their favorite and these ones are perfect ( prominent but not too loud)
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Reviewed in the United States on March 23, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Sturdy
Color: No Stuffing Blue Eel
It’s has held up pretty good for my aggressive chewer dog. She typically tore these types of toys apart immediately. One of the ears she pulled off right away but the toy itself has stayed intakes (so far). It keeps her occupied long enough and she drags it everywhere with her.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 16, 2026
★★★★★ 4
size is small
Color: No Stuffing Blue Eel
Smaller than I anticipated but my dog enjoys it. After 3 days it is already getting ripped a little bit where the treats get hidden so not sure how long it will last. My dog is about 40 lbs.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 15, 2026
★★★★★ 5
A winning toy!
Color: No Stuffing Blue Eel, Color: No Stuffing Blue Eel
This is the best dog toy ever! I have a Cockapoo that is 8 years old but thinks she is 2. She chews up everything so I've gone thru a lot of dog toys. This toy has lasted 6 months - truly record breaking for her. It's become all raggy so time to get a new one. Thank you Nocciola for inventing a quality fun toy that lasts. Photo shows toy after 6 mo. of playing
tug of war!
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Reviewed in the United States on May 17, 2026