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You Suck: A Love Story

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You Suck: A Love StoryBeing undead sucks. Literally. Just ask C. Thomas Flood. Waking up after a fantastic night unlike anything he's ever experienced, he discovers that his girlfriend, Jody, is a vampire. And surprise Now he's one, too. For some couples, the whole biting and blood thing would have been a deal breaker. But Tommy and Jody are in love, and they vow to work through their issues. But word has it that the vampire who initially nibbled on Jody wasn't supposed to

Being undead sucks. Literally.

Just ask C. Thomas Flood. Waking up after a fantastic night unlike anything he's ever experienced, he discovers that his girlfriend, Jody, is a vampire. And surprise Now he's one, too. For some couples, the whole biting-and-blood thing would have been a deal breaker. But Tommy and Jody are in love, and they vow to work through their issues.

But word has it that the vampire who initially nibbled on Jody wasn't supposed to be recruiting. Even worse, Tommy's erstwhile turkey-bowling pals are out to get him, at the urging of a blue-dyed Las Vegas call girl named (duh) Blue.

And that really sucks.

--Buffalo News

Binding Type: Paperback
Publisher: William Morrow & Company
Published: 01/08/2008
ISBN: 9780060590307
Pages: 328
Weight: 0.57lbs
Size: 8.11h x 5.33w x 0.85d
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Anthony M
Pawtucket, US
★★★★★ 5
Great value and works well
Color: 7-in-1 Black, Size: Rechargeable Set
I wasn’t sure this would compare to the name brand one I’ve had for years but it finally died and I needed a replacement. The Circle Joy amazed me with how easily it removes corks, ejects the cork and vacuum seals the bottle when you’re done. Some reviews mentioned they were concerned with durability but it’s still working great and no signs of wear after two months of regular use.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 14, 2026
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Dr Gus
Louisville, US
★★★★★ 5
Great value and does the job admirably.
Color: 7-in-1 Black, Size: Rechargeable Set
I have been using this for several months now. Still haven't needed a charge. Love the little knife to remove cover from cork. Love the decanting attachment. Removes cork easily without much noise and then spits it out. Excellent value. Highly recommend.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 17, 2026
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Divya
Louisville, US
★★★★★ 5
Game Changer for Wine Lovers
Color: 8-in-1 Silver, Size: Rechargeable
Circle Joy Electric Wine Bottle Opener and I’m honestly really impressed. Setup was super simple, and it works exactly as advertised—just place it on the bottle, press a button, and the cork comes out smoothly in seconds. No struggling, no broken corks, and no mess. It makes opening wine feel effortless and a lot more enjoyable. I also love the sleek design—it looks modern and feels sturdy, not cheap. If you have the set with accessories, the extras like the foil cutter and pourer are a nice bonus and actually useful. Overall, this is a great little gadget, especially if you open wine often or just want something convenient and easy to use. Definitely a solid buy or even a nice gift idea.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 16, 2026
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Bruce Dresser
Belleville, US
★★★★★ 5
Great electric corkscrew
Color: 7-in-1 Silver, Size: Rechargeable
The electric corkscrew works perfectly. It makes opening wine bottles so easy. I haven’t had to recharge the device for weeks!
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Kathleen D.
Battle Creek, US
★★★★★ 5
Best cork remover!
Color: 7-in-1 Silver, Size: Rechargeable
I love this wine bottle opener. With just a zip, the cork is out! No struggling, no breaking of the cork. Perfect. I’ve bought several for gifts.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 28, 2026

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